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mph eat a packet of sugar free mints - or Mento's chewing gum. I defy anyone not to go after that :mrgreen:






Agree :*: in my old job at the chemist I was bored so had some sugar free sweets and ate em all oh my goodness I had to hold onto it for about six hours :oops: :oops:


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hmmmm. shitting like a cat in a tennis raquet factory. like it. got some mentos in my bag for science experiments so i'll experiment on meself. 5 sennocot tablets finally worked and i don't look 18 months pregnant anymore. just 9 now.

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I've never shat myself, but I have involuntarily farted in front of a class of 15 year olds. Only one actually noticed and I gave her a stern look and the lesson proceeded without further bottom gas leakage.

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Just as long as it was a toot and not the rasp of a 650 Norton :*:

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The first time I met my mother in law, we were standing around in the kitchen, I felt a sneeze coming on and grabbed my nose to avoid potential snot release. Unfortunately the pressure forced a big fart out of me....everyone was very polite and carried on as if there didn't just hear me trump, I however laughed my head off.

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At work I bent down to put a glass back on a shelf. Cue rather noisy trump. Thought I'd got away with it until I turned around to see the Assistant Manager standing right behind me, looking faintly bemused.

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I've never shat myself, but I have involuntarily farted in front of a class of 15 year olds. Only one actually noticed and I gave her a stern look and the lesson proceeded without further bottom gas leakage.


I can't ever re-call being embarrassed by breaking wind (I'm perhaps blaise about it?) but I recall being in a small narrow office once discussing our company's computer installation project with an IT Director and a gentleman from a well known City Consultancy. We stood at one end of the office having a pretty serious debate when the Consultant let out a SBD fart. We thought it odd that he had walked slowly backwards away from us to the other end of the office leaving me and the IT Director choking somewhat! :pale: The Consultant's name was incidently "Crackett".

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The first time I met my mother in law, we were standing around in the kitchen, I felt a sneeze coming on and grabbed my nose to avoid potential snot release. Unfortunately the pressure forced a big fart out of me....everyone was very polite and carried on as if there didn't just hear me trump, I however laughed my head off.



And they say Sheffield lasses have no class! :D

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efsb wrote:
I've never shat myself, but I have involuntarily farted in front of a class of 15 year olds. Only one actually noticed and I gave her a stern look and the lesson proceeded without further bottom gas leakage.

My mother-in-law reckons she quit teaching because she kept blowing one off in class. Now she just gases the grandkids. :roll:

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Working alone is great, you can fart to your hearts content. And then laugh at them :*: Me? Grow up? Never :wink:

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Working alone is great, you can fart to your hearts content. And then laugh at them :*: Me? Grow up? Never :wink:



Lofty, i be you're the kind of person who smiles when the words "fart" or "trump" are mentioned! :x

(I know I am! :oops: )

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loftyeric2 wrote:
Working alone is great, you can fart to your hearts content. And then laugh at them :*: Me? Grow up? Never :wink:



Lofty, i be you're the kind of person who smiles when the words "fart" or "trump" are mentioned! :x

(I know I am! :oops: )




I laugh too especially when my son does it, hilarious :*: :*: :*:


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one of my mates on facebook just joined a group entitled "Bring the word BOBBAR back into common use" Now that is a word that makes me giggle every time I hear it (which isn't very often sadly.)

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