A band I was in some years ago had a singer who was notoriously late all of the time, to the point of rudeness. One night he somehow made it to rehearsals before anybody else. Instead of hanging around to wait for the rest of us, he decided he would stick his car through the car wash.
Halfway through the cycle what he thought was a fart wasn't. And he was a bit stuck.
In those circumstances your choices are:
1. Wait until the car wash has finished, drive home, lock the door, get showered & changed, bin your kecks and never tell a living soul what has just happened.
2. Turn up at the studio.
He chose Option 2!!!!
You could smell it as soon as he came through the door, it was truly horrendous. He muttered something about having had an accident & went straight to the toilets, only to emerge 5 minutes later to tell us what had happened, and that it was too bad to clean up, he was going to have to go home & sort himself out properly.
He arrived back at the studio about an hour later, by which time we had learned to play Car Wash. He was disgruntled at the lack of sympathy from his wife. She had laughed at him & asked why he hadn't stuck his arse out of the car window whilst he was in the car wash.
There is definitely a moral to this story, apart from never farting in a car wash.
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