He is a massive f*****g tool

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Is this a bid to start a thread on willy-related insults? I have been using the term knobcheese much too much lately, as was pointed out by my boss only yesterday. x

Well it's better than C**t as I use that too much as my mrs points out almost daily

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I don't like the 'c' word - I'm with Mrs Hawley on that one. Knob cheese sounds perfectly respectable though. I work with people who don't like swearing at all. If I say 'shit' or 'bollocks' they look mildly offended. I also have a tendency to say 'oh god' a lot and I know that offends some practising Christians who I work with so I tend to just keep my mouth shut. The place I will be working seems slightly less sensitive judging by the one meeting I've been to. I don't like being sworn at or swearing used aggessively but sometimes a swear word is the only word that will express what I mean. Knob, knobhead and now knobcheese can be perfect when referring to certain people who deserve the title.

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when the 'c' word is a bit too strong to use is there a female version of knobcheese that I could use?

Is the C word strong? I used to think so – my mother would never allow anyone to say it or fuck – but she does say shit in such a way that it would make your hair curl. I think I have become immune because I work in the East End and have done for 20 years. cunt is a term of endearment people use with their kids. People even use it when they're being nice to someone, like sticking the word soft or lucky in front of it. And hardly anyone takes offence at it including, it seems, me. Except I wouldn't use the word in front of my mum. Because she would kill me or worse.

As for knobcheese, you're just going to have to accept that women are far too nice to have too many disgusting swear words attached to them. That's just the way it is. x

It is about usage I suppose. I find it strong but rarely hear it being used and when I do I don't like it. The word cow was offensive (not in a swear word sort of way) to women where I come from but I had a friend who came from London and she used it as a term of endearment. She regularly called me a silly cow in the same way I would call her soft as shit and we were actually being very nice to each other! Now I don't mind cow because of the way she used it.

But of course, Helen, you are absolutely right about women.......

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As for knobcheese, you're just going to have to accept that women are far too nice to have too many disgusting swear words attached to them. That's just the way it is. x

Ha ha, I've obviously been mixing with the wrong sort of women i'm off to the pub now and I intend to use the word fannysmeg as often as possible tonight.

That sounds like a plan! And have one for me, you jammy c**t! X

Internet forums - where else could you get from "Broke My Leg" to knobcheese, fannysmeg and cunts

Well, they're all perfectly legitimate words to use, when you are in the process of breaking your leg Personally, I find a loud ''BOLLOCKS'' is the best word when you do damage to yourself, with ''SHIT'' for less painful things.

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I leave with you my very heart to keep for me each lonely mile.

Brilliant scoring at Scrabble, but I don't think they're in the Scrabble book of words.

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up here knobcheese is smegma and womans troubles is fanny batter as i recall and piles is bottom grapes, bits of stale poo is klingons and semen is dirty dish water or mariah monk?


hope yer leg is healing quickly richard

It's fuckin mental I'm going to start a thread called"suicide"and I bet it ends up being about karate

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Would there be a way of killing yourself with karate? x