Richard Hawley

Dear Dr Hawley,

Should I finish off the Grant's tonight, or open that new bottle of Malt?

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

There's an idea, lofty. Mind you, I think I'm fresh out of malt. It will have to be Bells for me.

Pass the dips there's a good chap... Here's to the doc! (even if it's only a poxy, meaningless media studies degree).

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

Cheers! I also need advice on where to buy a small table...to put my drink on

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

I think Ikea, Warrington, is shut. You could try the one in Orlando. But you'd better be quick. I think it closes at seven (eastern time).

I'm going to put mine straight into my tummy!! Here goes...

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

Not to worry, I'm sitting on the floor anyway. You can't fall off the floor

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

ohhh i wouldn't bet on it.

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http://www.last.fm/user/strumms
I saw an elsebound train, on the overpass
In the driving rain, every ticket costs the same
For where you can't go
Mustang horses, champagne glasses
Anything frail anything wild
It's the price of living motion, what's beautiful is broken
And grace is just the measure of a fall.

Actually, I may have to have another glass of the stuff...it's my first anniversary in Hawleyville in a few minutes.

The emotion's already gone to my head: I've opened the last packet of mini Digestives. Whoops, there goes little Emily's packed lunch for Monday.

A toast to the crazy, crazy, crazy world we've stumbled into. Raise your spectacles, I mean glasses, to The Hawleyboard!!!!

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

drink continuously then you don't have to put it down.

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don't strive for happiness, it'll make you miserable. just be content.

That's very good advice from mph there, Lofty. Heed it.

JohnnyNewEggs - Bad dad, verrry bad dad!

Crazy place indeed I am holding onto my glass & seeking out the crisps.

Happy anniversary JohnnyNewEggs, and many more of them

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

Bad DAD? Wottabout bad mum? She's out on a girlie curry and Cosmopolitans cocktail night. That could be messy.

Crikey, my ears have been burning all night. And it ain't sunburn!!

I'm only staying up in the hope that's she's let herself down so I can rack up some credit for next time I'm allowed out.

Re: mini Digestives. I've got to go to Tezzies in the morning anyway cos my mum's coming for lunch so I'll replenish Emily's stash. They weren't worth it.

It's always the way. A moment's temptation can bring a lifetime's regret!

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

Oh, I think Emily will forgive!
Maybe your ears are burning for good reasons?
Maybe it's a case of your lady singing your praises, making her friends jealous?
Keep the whole sordid business of scoffing the child's biccies to yourself though. It could undo all your good work.

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.

Pray that she never looks on here or your credit rating will be shot to pieces, lad.

Sorry, Rita. I meant....



Now where's the DELETE button...?

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Jean Oeufs Nouveaux pretentious? I think not.