After years of trying my best not to bother with cards, I am sending this one:
Have done charity cards for the last few years but, after researching what they actually make per card, I'm just sending out something that makes me laugh and donating to MSF (Doctors Without Borders, brilliant organisation treating the ill and wounded no matter what the politics or religion – have also given to them from my wage packet for the last twenty years and the treasury has to give them the tax – look them up on Just Giving and give them a go) and London's Air Ambulance (who got my best friend to hospital eight minutes after he was knocked off his bike by a lorry. Although things didn't work out for him, maybe if I help them when I can it will save some other family going through the horror).
Now, where do I get rabbits and a fox-proof hutch for my two's Xmas? xxxxxx
And to add insult to injury you get cards back covered in glitter, which sticks to the carpet until the following October, no matter how hard you hoover it. Might use my late uncle Pete's excuse, which served him well for thirty years or more ''I wrote the cards & then left them in the glove compartment in the car and I've only just found them..... 
And the savings on the postage stamps would buy some decent wood for the hutch 
