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Which of these muscle-bound meatheads would most wisely waste your hard earned tax?
Arnold Shwartzenegger (bet that's spelt wrong) 13%  13%  [ 2 ]
Chuck Norris 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Steven Segal 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Jean-Claude Van Damme 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Sylvester Stallone 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Bruce Willis 25%  25%  [ 4 ]
Vin Diesel 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Charles Bronson 44%  44%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 16
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:48 pm 
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If an action star was up for election as MP in your ward, which one would you be most likely to vote for. and why?!

I would personally like to see Arnie up for election in the Healey ward in Sheffield, just so his election slogan could be "HEAL-LEY!", said in the same style he said "JEN-NIE!" in Commando.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:01 pm 
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Pete L2SB wrote:
If an action star was up for election as MP in your ward, which one would you be most likely to vote for. and why?!

I would personally like to see Arnie up for election in the Healey ward in Sheffield, just so his election slogan could be "HEAL-LEY!", said in the same style he said "JEN-NIE!" in Commando.


I've picked Chuck Norris for comedy value. Plus he's very big in Germany, so he could help forge better trade links with Europe.


Sorry to quibble, but isn't Charles Bronson dead?

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Charles Bronson is indeed dead, which is why he gets my vote. He's an example to everyone, a street vigilante killing people with a kosh make out of coins in a sock. That's what we need to clean up the streets.

Socks at the ready...?


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He is indeed dead, but for purpose of this exercise we will pretend he's alive, well, and has an interest in local government.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:59 pm 
Why would being dead exclude him? Can't see that would make him less capable than the average politition...


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:23 pm 
I voted for Bruce Willis purely on the basis that Die Hard is the best film that any of those lot have made :roll:


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I voted for Bruce Willis because he has made the shittest music of all of them. I once won one of his albums as a "prize" on local radio. :twisted:

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has to van damme, just because blood sport is one of the funniest films I've seen.

LP :Oink:

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It's gotta be Sly.

I like my politicians to look like they've been smashed in the face with a frying pan repeatedly.

Like John Prescott. And Margaret Beckett.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:41 am 
It had to be Bronson for me (even though he's dead) I find all the rest to be of the 'tool' variety!


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Nothing wrong with a good tool feckle

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Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren not on that list? :shock: :x

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:55 pm 
Charles Bronson for me too. Once Upon a Time in the West is out on DVD might have to get meself that. I love the Magnificent Seven too. Death Wish is shite but you just have to blame Winner for that. :D


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MontanaSlim wrote:
Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren not on that list? :shock: :x


Ack! Knew I forgot someone...

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MontanaSlim wrote:
Why the fuck is Dolph Lundgren not on that list? :shock: :x


He should win just for 'allegedly' having the largest penis ever!


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