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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:38 pm 
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yeah, I love France as a whole though its got everything really, down south round that cote d'azur is by far the most relaxing though I love it a week there is a super way to unwind. Roll on September.


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Right then, me and C3P0 are off to France this afters. Could someone pop round and feed Craig on Friday and Monday. He likes raw mince, mushy peas and Banofee pie. Dont let the smell bother you too much and the chain only stretches 2ft!

Au revoir, mes amis! Ne les pas le chat faire du vomir dans tous culotte!! :wink:

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T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts! :wink:

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Have a great time both of you! :D


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Monsieur, vous puer de vieilles chaussures et chèvres putréfiées! :D

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The Baroness wrote:
Have a great time both of you! :D


Baronne, séjour hors de Hawley' ; casier de s. Dites Craig que vous voulez frotter son derrière avec du beurre et le lécher au loin.

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Well the translation I got is -

"Baroness, stay out of Hawley' ; rack of S. Dites Craig which you want to rub its behind with butter and to lick it with far."

:shock: :shock:

What on earth are you trying to say there? :shock: :*:


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Ah, the next translation is "stay out of Hawley's bins".

Now that does make sense - although I wouldn't spoil my marigolds with the contents of ANYBODY's bin! :*:

Still not sure about the second bit although the words Craig and rubbing his behind really shouldn't go in the same sentence :shock:


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fucking hell, even in french, Dave takes no prisoners.
(a rim job is called "feuille de rose", rose leaf, by the way)

bonnes vacances, enfoirés!


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so nice to know those things for my next french trip........ah Dave.......our cultural ambassador leaves once again to extol the virtue's of Sheffield and England to the wonderful french.........poor poor fuckers............enjoy your trip Dave and bring us some tabs back

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Saluté mon amis! A quick update from the Coté D'Azure. Weather is absolutely glorious. 35 degrees and I've only managed to burn my ankles, knees and belly! The wine here is cheaper than water and the food is tres bien! Today I've been snorkeling here........
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a little place near Cannes called Theoule Sur Mer....fucking gorgeous! Will bring you back some gaspers no problem H.

Has anyone been round to feed Craig yet? :?

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Oh my god that looks wonderful, I'm very jealous!


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Dave's belly looks sore....................

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Urgh! :shaking:


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Uncanny likeness that you aged bald merde!

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