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Hearing Eyes? What next? Talking ears?

Just ignore me I'm posting bollocks tonight


Well I've had half a bottle of bordeaux and just started on some nice Rose, but it didn't go well with the Panne Cotta. That's how the eyes can hear. But then anything is possible in my house, miracles do seem to happen.


Panne Cotta and alcohol never seems right to me. It's coffee you need with that...so my advice is don't eat the Panne Cotta until tomorrow round about 10.30 and get some Pork Scratchings to go with that Rose (it'll help deal with the sweetness)

I'm on the whisky, following 2/3 bottle of cheap white which probably explains everything :*:


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exapno mapcase wrote:
Dawoodcock wrote:
exapno mapcase wrote:
Hearing Eyes? What next? Talking ears?

Just ignore me I'm posting bollocks tonight


Well I've had half a bottle of bordeaux and just started on some nice Rose, but it didn't go well with the Panne Cotta. That's how the eyes can hear. But then anything is possible in my house, miracles do seem to happen.


Panne Cotta and alcohol never seems right to me. It's coffee you need with that...so my advice is don't eat the Panne Cotta until tomorrow round about 10.30 and get some Pork Scratchings to go with that Rose (it'll help deal with the sweetness)

I'm on the whisky, following 2/3 bottle of cheap white which probably explains everything :*:


There's a second Panne Cotta for tomorrow, but coffee now would keep me awake and buzzing all night, not something to recommend. Pork scratchings is enticing though, the best I can offer is Waitrose new Sour Cream and Hot Pepper hand cooked crisps, they're going down well.

(And the Rose ain't too bad, bought it to convince myself the sun would shine ho ho).


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Dawoodcock wrote:
(And the Rose ain't too bad, bought it to convince myself the sun would shine ho ho).


Where you went wrong is the HO!HO! Wrong season. We'll be getting snow next


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exapno mapcase wrote:
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(And the Rose ain't too bad, bought it to convince myself the sun would shine ho ho).


Where you went wrong is the HO!HO! Wrong season. We'll be getting snow next


Mulled wine then tomorrow.


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Got a bottle we didn't use at Christmas which says best before end of March 2006. It'll still be gettin' drunk


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Got a bottle we didn't use at Christmas which says best before end of March 2006. It'll still be gettin' drunk


Good luck, so long as all it does is get you drunk that's fine.


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they wiped my pc and didn't back it up.

no other words really, apart from cynt.


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they wiped my pc and didn't back it up.

no other words really, apart from cynt.



awww, thats a real bummer man ! :x

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:18 pm 
pornography. its so disgusting, i mean just why????? why do women degrade themselves????


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don't get me started on this one Halina-why do men buy into it as well?
Oops, I've started. :oops:


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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:50 pm 
i guarantee there a re a few perverts on this forum. i mean midget porn.....what is that all about????? seriously?


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Halina1979 wrote:
i guarantee there a re a few perverts on this forum. i mean midget porn.....what is that all about????? seriously?


:shock: :shock: :*:

I found a porn mag at this place in Leeds that shall remain nameless as shall the person it was sent to (it's a community type place and no it wasn't me) that had old men, bent over, with stilletoes and virgin socks on.

go figure.


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:*: :*: :*: :*: :*: quality

how old was the old man?


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OLD old, and it was a magazine full of it-did I mention he was naked and bent over? :puker: :puker: :puker:


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oh dear like a swinging chime was it?????


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