Richard Hawley

This is a thread for all the dumb shit you did today. I'll start:

--accidentally set my birdfeeder on fire (don't ask); no birds, or feed for that matter, were harmed as a result of this particular dumb shit

--this was technically yesterday: sweet skatepark session with my 40something lady crew ended in disaster when, after managing a few complicated tricks I hadn't pulled off for some time, I triumphantly tripped over literally nothing, went headfirst into a flagpole, and was pointed and laughed at by a clump of 12-year-olds, screaming "hey grandma don't break a hip"

--took out part of a flower bed running away from a wasp THAT HAD STOPPED CHASING ME. *why* *how*

Your turn!

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Trying not to fuck shit up, since 1969

Lost my phone when walking dog (actually when picking up pooh!) so it really was dumb shit!

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people will forget what you said, forget what you did, but they will never forget the way you made them feel

That is terrible. And perfect.

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Trying not to fuck shit up, since 1969

Typical bullshit. Broke a beading needle off BELOW THE SKIN and it *just* missed sliding under my fingernail. Would you like a visual? It's sooooo pretty. The colors!!

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Trying not to fuck shit up, since 1969