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People i want to punch in the face today...
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Author:  Nic [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:41 pm ]
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Definitely punch Amanda Holden.

And why is does dog shit not go white anymore?!!

I used to work in a botanic garden and the arsehole visitors would let their dogs shit, pick the shit up in their little plastic bag and then hang it in a nearby tree or shrub, creating something looking a little like a macabre and stinking Xmas tree, decorated with little bags of poo. Punch all of them too please.

And punch the people who are in charge of adverts on Facebook. One more ad pops up telling me how to get rid of belly fat and I'm gonna start taking it personally......

Author:  YouandI [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:19 pm ]
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The dog owners that let their dogs leave parcels in the Barkers Pool garden area - smell kept wafting over while I was trying to eat my lunch.

And the scrap dealers or people looking for stuff to nick that keep leaving my garden gate open!

Author:  Poppy Dog [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:25 pm ]
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Nic wrote:
I used to work in a botanic garden and the arsehole visitors would let their dogs shit, pick the shit up in their little plastic bag and then hang it in a nearby tree or shrub, creating something looking a little like a macabre and stinking Xmas tree, decorated with little bags of poo. Punch all of them too please.


Thanks for the tip - one Turner prize comin' up - eat your heart out Tracey Hirst :Hoorah

Author:  loftyeric2 [ Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:53 am ]
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Caught in the act - the neighbour who told me he never lets the dog wander about outside - letting his dog wander about outside! He stood at the back door shining a torch as Rover wandered ever closer to the favoured shitting spot, next to my garage. I'd better get the bucket of bleach ready tomorrow - to throw over the neighbour :P

Author:  Nic [ Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:46 am ]
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I think someone already mentioned this tactic, but you should get a shovel and collect all his dogs deposits and leave them in a heap on his doorstep, and hope he stands it in when he goes out the door. ..>

Author:  loftyeric2 [ Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:16 am ]
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That would be great fun to witness, seeing as he seems to stand there without any shoes :twisted:

Author:  Nic [ Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:30 pm ]
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EVEN BETTER :Hoorah

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