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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:37 am 
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Ah, Egg, that would be me that you want to punch in the face! Don’t have a caravan but have a 20-year-old German camper that doesn’t do much more than 50mph. When I’m driving, I often get queues of home counties road ragers behind me, flashing their lights and brandishing their fists, in their air conditioned BMWs, probably listening to Mumford & Sons. And my boys say: “Mum, the drivers behind are getting angry” and I say: “I know boys but they’re just angry with themselves for being so dull.” And we pootle on our merry way, pulling in when it is safe and convenient to me, to let the hoards of angry people going nowhere too fast pass us by. We are off doing it again at the weekend so stay indoors!! x


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Campers you can get past, it's when it's a 25 foot caravan being pulled by a 1980's Chelsea Tractor! :roll:
Hope you have a fab time. Enjoy. <*>


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Whoever started the Keep Calm merchandise shite!! ...........................
..............Then I'd rob their money :-)


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Is it just from today that I can choose a face to punch? I have a whole catalogue going back years :twisted:

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The neighbour who allowed their dog to shit in front of my garage door. Didn't see the act, only the evidence & then only after I'd stepped in it and unwittingly traipsed it round the garage floor & up the leg of my jeans :puker: I know it's them though. Private land on which I've never seen a turd in 32 years. Then suddenly Rover moves in at the end of the yard & splat (on further inspection) shit everywhere :evil:

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All this talk about old turds and no mention of white poo. This place really has gone to the dogs...

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Perhaps they could put some sort of fluorescent substance in pet food, so that we could avoid turds whilst walking in the dark.

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Or some kind of toxic substance in the food of those who just let their dogs shit where they want. That would solve the problem too.

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Yeah, I'd go with that one :twisted:

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Anyway, back to the original subject.

How about Amanda Holden?


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