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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:31 pm 
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Or given him a 'sausage roll'. I think that is what it is called. Wiping a bread roll on your cock before serving it.

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Or given him a 'sausage roll'. I think that is what it is called. Wiping a bread roll on your cock before serving it.



Nah, you're thinking of bread and dripping. :*: :*: :*:


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What a great story Arne. Look on the bright side, someone in the kitchens might have spat in his food. x


When I worked in the kitchen at a so called prestigious pub that held the first fox hunting meet of the season many years ago the celebrity chef added a green 'un into the pre meet punch - then walked out and served it to the huntsmen and women ..>


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When I was at FE college, I used to work in a bar. The chef was called Tan – he was Taiwanese and almost as wide as he was tall, really muscly and hard. He smoked continuously over the food and if anyone fucked with the staff, he would either gob in their dinner or, if they were really badly behaved, come out of the kitchen shouting in his Mother Tongue brandishing a meat cleaver. We all loved him and cried like babies when he went back home. x


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Like a lot of people, I have heard tales of what the staff add to the mayonnaise at McDonald's.... :pale: :puker:

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Like a lot of people, I have heard tales of what the staff add to the mayonnaise at McDonald's.... :pale: :puker:


Thanks God McDonald's mayonnaise comes in sealed sachets over here. But one of my cousins worked there for some time, and he told me I really did not need to know what they do the mince.

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Going to have to stop watching Question Time... it's not good for me. x


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loftyeric2 wrote:
Like a lot of people, I have heard tales of what the staff add to the mayonnaise at McDonald's.... :pale: :puker:


An old mate of mine worked on curry mile in Rusholme / Fallowfield and told me about the special sauce added to the meals of offensive drunken loutish yobs - probably the same as your tale L2.


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arne saknussen wrote:
Lou wrote:
Or given him a 'sausage roll'. I think that is what it is called. Wiping a bread roll on your cock before serving it.



Nah, you're thinking of bread and dripping. :*: :*: :*:


What the f**k is this thread about exactly? :eh? :shock:

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What the f**k is this thread about exactly? :eh? :shock:


Well, it started off about Tory wankers and has sort of degenerated into just plain wank. But Cameron would like that. Plenty of wanking stories at Eton, it's even on the curriculam. x


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I think the title is one of the best ...

An extra dot would have been nice tho'...


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Here you go '.' :wink:

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"Clegg apologising is like the old drunk blowing his nose into his hand:he thinks it gets rid of it but it's still sticking to him." Michael Rosen on his FB page this morning. Funny.

The bloke is such a worm!! You Sheffield types so have to do the business on him at the next election...x


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