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Author:  Stuart Pearce's Swimming Trunks [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:24 pm ]
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This post may be a bit overwhelming for those who are still soundly asleep in a world of make-believe and television and who don't want to hear how I, speaking as someone who is not a delusional, ribald grifter, find Craig's failed attempts to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills mildly amusing. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially Craig's hopeless form of it—is. Craig is always demanding money, sympathy, and the punishment of his nemeses. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and in many cases it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it indisputably expresses how I can't follow Craig's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false but widely accepted notion that we should derive moral guidance from his glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented machinations. The recent outrage at Craig's communiqués may point to a brighter future. For now, however, I must leave you knowing that he has abandoned ethics altogether.

Author:  maggie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:09 pm ]
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I don't pretend to understand any of that
, but if I'd known all you had to do to get your own thread round here was to be a complete bastard I'd have done it years ago :?

Author:  Little Dickie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:41 pm ]
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Is it a riddle?

Author:  Takemeanywhere [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:41 pm ]
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I know somebody else who took way too many drugs during the festive period. His tongue ended up swelling massively on the 2nd January and he needed to go to hospital. Think on.

Author:  maggie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:47 pm ]
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I think it's a competition to see how many dis jointed ( and yeah there might be a clue there)and slightly nasty phrases you can get into one post.
I could be quite good at that myself if I put my mind to it.

Author:  Mandy G [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:57 pm ]
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Eh?? :? Well he looked alright in Fagans on sunday

Author:  maggie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:05 pm ]
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I don't think TMA meant Craig :*:

I think this thread should be moved to TLjing Balls. Or removed altogether.

Author:  Richard Hawley [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:10 pm ]
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is he saying Craig's a c**t???????....... :eh? ........well if the mental alcohol despolied fuck wit is then i am with him all the way


however if there is another point to that load of primate generated dog spuff........i am afraid he's lost me totally there...........so then erm......apart from call an ambulance......ignore and delete and erm.....move on? :ncool:

Author:  RP [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:11 pm ]
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What was the 'recent outrage' at Craig's communiques? I must have missed that.

Author:  Richard Hawley [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:12 pm ]
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everything the c**t says i would have thought

Author:  RP [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:15 pm ]
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I think he's funny. I like him. Well, as much as you can like someone you only vaguely know over the 'nternet.

Author:  maggie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:21 pm ]
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Craig?

He's not big and he's not clever.


Errr, hang on.... :*:

Author:  Eoin [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:30 pm ]
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he can't be talking about our Craig, he's been far too polite, I think its this fella....

Image

Author:  RP [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:49 pm ]
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Whatever happened to Craig David?

Author:  Little Dickie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:18 pm ]
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Eoin wrote:
he can't be talking about our Craig, he's been far too polite,....



It must be the 70s butterfly Wendy Craig.

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