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Author:  Dave [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:32 pm ]
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Alan Noir wrote:
What's with all the piss, guys?


Gary wanted to start a 'have you ever drank your own piss and wrapped a snake round your cock' thread.... Fucking best idea all year!
Author:  Little Dickie [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:16 am ]
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There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.
Author:  Gary [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:54 pm ]
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Little Dickie wrote:
There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


streaky bacon, it was the strangest pig in a blanket i've ever seen. :Oink: :geek:
Author:  Little Dickie [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:57 pm ]
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Gary wrote:
Little Dickie wrote:
There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


streaky bacon, it was the strangest pig in a blanket i've ever seen. :Oink: :geek:


But did it get eaten?
Author:  mikey [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:16 pm ]
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Little Dickie wrote:
There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


Once wrapped my zip around my cock somehow, does that count? fuck me it was the most painful thing that has ever happened to me. :shock:

Its all bollocks anyway - I agree (strongly)
Twitter thats bollocks too and solicitors.

Roll on the new album.....
Author:  Longpigsdad [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:39 pm ]
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A bloke I worked with many years ago spent most of his time travelling the country chasing up suppliers. Once while he was visiting a company on the Isle of Wight he trapped his todger in his zip so badly he had to be whipped off to hospital. :shock: How embarrassing and painful is that?! :D
Author:  Jan H [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:32 pm ]
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maggie wrote:
I could wield two pencils at once and write my name!!!! .


I believe there are .. er .. 'ladies' in Benidorm and Thailand who make a living doing exactly that. My errant son is the proud owner of such an autograph; I just wish he hadn't shared its origins with me, no matter how novel :*: :*: :*: :*:
Author:  maggie [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:49 pm ]
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Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty
Author:  Dave [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:29 pm ]
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maggie wrote:
Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty


I'm left handed too and can piss shyte off the wall of the bog if the flow is powerful enough. :wink:
Author:  Jan H [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:56 pm ]
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maggie wrote:
Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty



:*: :*: :*: :*:
Author:  steveyelwah [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:25 am ]
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Dave wrote:
maggie wrote:
Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty


I'm left handed too and can piss shyte off the wall of the bog if the flow is powerful enough. :wink:


Pissing the shyte off the bog pan perhaps the greatest pub sport of all...second only to darts!!
Author:  Little Dickie [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:21 am ]
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Also seeing how far you can move the pineapple chunks along the urinal trough with your piss stream. :*:
Author:  Prudence [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:55 pm ]
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Because we are hosting the next olympics we are allowed to introduce a new event ..... Can we add either of the above activities? We'd be odds on to get the gold medal!
Author:  Little Dickie [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:57 pm ]
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I'm up for it but we need a coach......any takers ladies?
Author:  Longpigsdad [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:08 pm ]
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Little Dickie wrote:
I'm up for it but we need a coach......any takers ladies?


Do they have to be "hands on"? :wink:
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