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What's with all the piss, guys?


Gary wanted to start a 'have you ever drank your own piss and wrapped a snake round your cock' thread.... Fucking best idea all year!

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There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.

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Little Dickie wrote:
There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


streaky bacon, it was the strangest pig in a blanket i've ever seen. :Oink: :geek:


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There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


streaky bacon, it was the strangest pig in a blanket i've ever seen. :Oink: :geek:


But did it get eaten?

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Little Dickie wrote:
There should be a .....What have you wrapped round your cock? thread.


Once wrapped my zip around my cock somehow, does that count? fuck me it was the most painful thing that has ever happened to me. :shock:

Its all bollocks anyway - I agree (strongly)
Twitter thats bollocks too and solicitors.

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A bloke I worked with many years ago spent most of his time travelling the country chasing up suppliers. Once while he was visiting a company on the Isle of Wight he trapped his todger in his zip so badly he had to be whipped off to hospital. :shock: How embarrassing and painful is that?! :D

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I could wield two pencils at once and write my name!!!! .


I believe there are .. er .. 'ladies' in Benidorm and Thailand who make a living doing exactly that. My errant son is the proud owner of such an autograph; I just wish he hadn't shared its origins with me, no matter how novel :*: :*: :*: :*:

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Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty


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Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty


I'm left handed too and can piss shyte off the wall of the bog if the flow is powerful enough. :wink:

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Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty



:*: :*: :*: :*:

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Yeah but I'm left handed which makes it even more of a novelty


I'm left handed too and can piss shyte off the wall of the bog if the flow is powerful enough. :wink:


Pissing the shyte off the bog pan perhaps the greatest pub sport of all...second only to darts!!


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Also seeing how far you can move the pineapple chunks along the urinal trough with your piss stream. :*:

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Because we are hosting the next olympics we are allowed to introduce a new event ..... Can we add either of the above activities? We'd be odds on to get the gold medal!

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I'm up for it but we need a coach......any takers ladies?

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I'm up for it but we need a coach......any takers ladies?


Do they have to be "hands on"? :wink:

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