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Sneezing and pissing yourself?? What's all that about??? There are exercises for that sort of thing, I could wield two pencils at once and write my name!!!! And I have never pissed myself, although I did once leave it til the last minute, charged into the loos and slipped in a puddle of someone else's, ending up on the floor. That was a close call.


Likely tale! Bet that's what you told you mates when you came back from the loo covered in urine! :D

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I tasted it and it was Daves.


I honestly thought that's what maggie put! Mind, we haven't had an 'I drink my own urine' thread have we? Some folk do, apparently ... Apart from Bear Grylls that is.

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I tasted it and it was Daves.


I honestly thought that's what maggie put! Mind, we haven't had an 'I drink my own urine' thread have we? Some folk do, apparently ... Apart from Bear Grylls that is.


Didn't some famous actress drink her own? Sarah Miles? Mind you she was bloody crackers! :cyclopsani: :D

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Actually mine just tastes like wine.


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Apparently,pissing on yourfeet if you have foot fungus works a treat. 8)

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Bear Grylls drank his out of the skin of a snake which he killed and ate raw. Yeah he kept the skin , tied it at one end, pissed in it and then drank it. I doubt any of us are that hardcore on here, ok maybe maggie.

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Bear Grylls drank his out of the skin of a snake which he killed and ate raw. Yeah he kept the skin , tied it at one end, pissed in it and then drank it. I doubt any of us are that hardcore on here, ok maybe maggie.


4am sunday morning when you've run out of ale,you wouldn't tell the difference between lager & piss,so keep some in the fridge before you go out.

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I know there is a recession but I'm thinking that might be taking things a little too far.

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My dad bred greyhounds and whenever I got new shoes he got one of the dogs, preferably thebpuppies, to piss in the backs of them to soften them. Or maybe he just hated me :*:


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I know there is a recession but I'm thinking that might be taking things a little too far.


Taking the p*ss even!

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Apparently,pissing on yourfeet if you have foot fungus works a treat. 8)


When you get to my age you are always doing that. :? I have to explain although I have'nt got foot fungus it's a precautionary measure in case I do get it! :oops:

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Bear Grylls drank his out of the skin of a snake which he killed and ate raw. Yeah he kept the skin , tied it at one end, pissed in it and then drank it. I doubt any of us are that hardcore on here, ok maybe maggie.


:shock: do you know, what did the fuckin snake do to deserve that?

he/she was probably just out for a slither, catching some rays, but oh no someone catches said snake, kills it, eats it, then friggin pisses in it, i mean all he had to do was shag it and it would of been a kind of snake snuff movie.

my mate told me Bear Grylls killed a camel just so he could drink the water out of its hump, i was livid until he told me they were in the desert, i thought he'd just gone to the zoo or something, i mean they have refreshment kiosks at zoo's.


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:*: :*: :*:

there is a scene maybe in the same episode where he's in the arse end of africa and cant get any water so he finds a lot of fresh elephent shite each bit the size of a large coconut, turns to the camera with a big grin on his face and proceeds to hold a big lump above his head and squeeze all the moisture out of said lump of shit down his throat. You have to admire anyone like that, good old fashioned family entertainment too.

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What's with all the piss, guys?

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