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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:40 pm 
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dave's right (on)

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What's bollocks then Dave?


This place, facebook, YouTube, iplayer, the war in Afghanistan, the government, working, coconuts, sprouts, Alan Carr, big brother, cats, roman sandals, chavs, skanks, boy bands, girl bands, alcoholic shots, dogs in jackets, ugg boots, jeans that show your pants, religion, twilight films, fake tits, men with yachts, tax on booze, Paul the weatherman, university fees, Chris Moyles, Jaques Kallis, taxes, rustler burgers, arse lickers, ventriloquists, fat children, overpaid footballers.


Yep, it is Bollocks, particularly Facebook. Against all my better judgement i was talked into joining a couple of months ago when i met up with a couple of old friends at a party, seemed like a good idea to stay in touch. Not that i'm miss popularity but now i keep getting requests from people i hardly know to be my friend, just so i can see there holiday snaps!!I now have 26 friends.. but i don't really, i have 5 friends, i had 5 friends 10 years ago and i had the same 5 friends 20 years ago.I only joined to stay in touch with a couple of people but its taken on a life of its own. it is utter Bollocks.
And another thing ...that phrase 'thankyou for sharing' God i hate that phrase, reminds me of the bloody Mickey Mouse club, why are English people using this phrase?? It has no place here, stop it. :wink:

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I disagree.

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Dave wrote:
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What's bollocks then Dave?


This place, facebook, YouTube, iplayer, the war in Afghanistan, the government, working, coconuts, sprouts, Alan Carr, big brother, cats, roman sandals, chavs, skanks, boy bands, girl bands, alcoholic shots, dogs in jackets, ugg boots, jeans that show your pants, religion, twilight films, fake tits, men with yachts, tax on booze, Paul the weatherman, university fees, Chris Moyles, Jaques Kallis, taxes, rustler burgers, arse lickers, ventriloquists, fat children, overpaid footballers.


Oh, that. Yes, that's bollocks! And flying insects. :?

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Dave wrote:
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What's bollocks then Dave?


This place, facebook, YouTube, iplayer, the war in Afghanistan, the government, working, coconuts, sprouts, Alan Carr, big brother, cats, roman sandals, chavs, skanks, boy bands, girl bands, alcoholic shots, dogs in jackets, ugg boots, jeans that show your pants, religion, twilight films, fake tits, men with yachts, tax on booze, Paul the weatherman, university fees, Chris Moyles, Jaques Kallis, taxes, rustler burgers, arse lickers, ventriloquists, fat children, overpaid footballers.


Yep, agreed, I'm with you on this one Dave, that's all bollocks (not quite sure about coconuts though) :?: :wink:

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I've changed my mind. I agree.

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meh, bleeuurrgghh, ppffftt, .......bout sums up the last couple of weeks of posts on here. :|

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It's all Ken Dodds fault.

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This'll cheer you all up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g

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yes that did cheer me up but only for a few minutes

someone start a 'have you ever pissed yourself thread' or 'have you ever projectile vomited into someones face' thread.

ahh... those were the days


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Gary wrote:
yes that did cheer me up but only for a few minutes

someone start a 'have you ever pissed yourself thread' or 'have you ever projectile vomited into someones face' thread.

ahh... those were the days


Well have you Gaz? I've had the odd accident late at night in the gents after 7 pints of John Smiths smooth and although not actually pissing myself I've been admonished on occasions by females for pissing inadvertently on the toilet seat/floor/sink etc. Accidents happen, although I've never pissed my pants due to a sneeze, which I've heard the fairer sex can be prone to.














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.......count?

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meh, bleeuurrgghh, ppffftt, .......bout sums up the last couple of weeks of posts on here. :|


I'm missing the vibe :cry:

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loftyeric2 wrote:
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meh, bleeuurrgghh, ppffftt, .......bout sums up the last couple of weeks of posts on here. :|


I'm missing the vibe :cry:


The vibe left a long while back Al.

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Sneezing and pissing yourself?? What's all that about??? There are exercises for that sort of thing, I could wield two pencils at once and write my name!!!! And I have never pissed myself, although I did once leave it til the last minute, charged into the loos and slipped in a puddle of someone else's, ending up on the floor. That was a close call.


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