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The Election - alternative proposals
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Author:  The Baroness [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:33 am ]
Post subject:  The Election - alternative proposals

I've been reading about some of the minor (rather wierd) parties and their proposed policies, some of which are extremely funny and some of which are genius in a strange way!

Cure (Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality) party, "Zombies, like students, are people too. Let's fight for their rights to politically party."


• Give the undead equal rights to the living

• Make cemeteries more comfortable for its inhabitants

• Implement a robust social integration programme for the undead, curing society of its prejudices

• Increase the minimum statutory retirement age to beyond death

• Permit the marriage of living and the undead

Captain Beany of The New Millennium Bean Party -

• Chewing gum be collected from pavements and used to fill potholes in the road

• Children who leave home should not be allowed to return home until they are 40

• Convicted drink drivers to have their cars painted bright orange for five years when they finish their ban and return to the wheel

• Public officials who are convicted of abuse of office offences to have their pictures printed on toilet roll packaging.


Monster Raving Loony party:

• All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one

• Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil

• Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary

• Change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers

• School dinners must be regularly checked for radioactivity

• Add the Loch Ness Monster to the endangered species list

• Dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work



Anyone got any others? :*:

Author:  RP [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Election - alternative proposals

Quote:
• Change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers


Now that's a good idea! :*:

Author:  cpaws [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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There is also the :

We beat the scum one nil party.......standing in Leeds only, don't know much about the manifesto!

Author:  exapno mapcase [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:43 pm ]
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cpaws wrote:
There is also the :

We beat the scum one nil party.......standing in Leeds only, don't know much about the manifesto!


I think the rest of the manifesto is about how Leeds can get out of Div 2 by legislative means because they will bottle it through the methods currently available to them.

Why does nobody sit down for Parliament? I'm sick of all these people bragging about the strength of their legs....."I'm standing for Parliament" indeed...!!!! If they did that at the football they'd likely get chucked out. And it discriminates against folk in wheelchairs or who are just too lazy to get out of bed.

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