Richard Hawley

Oh indeed, yes! Can't get round Morrisons without phoning someone And the ones on the till at the petrol station who can't stop rattling to their mates whilst taking your money.

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

leaving the milk out on the side after someone has made a cup of tea. Open the fridge, take the milk out, pour some in the cup, replace lid on milk, put milk BACK INTO the fridge, close fridge door. Job done.

When people put the top on some thing but don't screw it on properly or at all so it spills everywhere when you pick it up.

Kids without coats/hats/sccarves/gloves etc when it's blatently cold coz the mum is bundled up like an eskimo!!!

Barroness you have my all time peeve... Stickers on the bottom of shoes!!! How crass

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Wondering why i'm allowed access to SO many dangerous chemicals....

People who sit their small child on the counter in the chip shop.

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The heartbeat doesn't change, only the faces surrounding it.

ha! that's my 15 year old you're talking about. I've threatened to sew his t shirt to his jeans so he can't.

Noisy eaters - crunching crisps with their gob open
Teenage couples pushing a pram with fags and can of Stella in hand
Wankers talking at gigs
Dog shit on the pavement
Kids talking like Ali G - innit!
Hugh Grant
People who say 'whoop whoop' on facebook/internet forums and in general
Blokes who wear shorts and flip flops in February
Women who's bras are too small and look like they have four tits
Piss on the toilet seat
Alan Carr
People who bang on about how good Mac PCs are


Give me an hour and I'll fill three pages.

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http://www.reverbnation.com/davesleney

whats this fucking obsession with young chaps standing around with one or two hands down there kegs, i'm imagining they are constantly checking their wang dangs - this is actually good health wise!

Also when they have a phone in comp on TV and they say

"if you phone after the entry time your vote will not be counted but you MAY still be charged"

to which i always shout WILL when they MAY, cos you fuckin will!

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Sunday morning sunlight,
mixed with moonlight in your eyes from last night.
www.myspace.com/theboyhoy

People moaning.

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http://www.wagonwheelmedia.co.uk
http://www.last.fm/user/TheWagonMaster

"you ain't afraid of no alleyway when you are the thing in the dark"

People, more often than not related to you, who take the last piece of loo roll and don't put a fresh roll on the holder! Grrrrr

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"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

The wailing/screaming current chart "diva's" bloody awful noise played at some ridiculous volume in the supermarket.
What happened to "musak"

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Be careful what you wish for...

Oh and while I'm on, the stupid morons who let their kids sit/stand in the trolley where you put your food, that is extremely unhygienic, remember those kids have been walking on the pavements where dogs defecate and people spit

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Be careful what you wish for...

Think you're hanging about with dodgy wimmin Ex

waiting for ages to pay for diesel at the petrol station at 5.30am because an oap has popped in to buy some friggin cat food and put her friggin lottery ticket on and she can't find her purse and i've got to be in scotland at 8.30am..

Not to mention the fact that they could fall out and crack their heads.
I hate it when i go to buy a book and it has 'Now a major motion picture!' scrawled all over the cover which shows a still from the film.

People.

Craig.