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I always remember my Dad saying that the pain from his gall stones was worse than his 1st heart attack - he used to be on the floor with the pain - he had them removed and were given to him in a little jar. There must have been at least 50 of the little bastards.

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i stood on a nail once but the worst is a football full blast in the nuts in early january.

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hmmmm, forgot how painful a whack in the plums can be. might have to give you that one.

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Infected ingrowing toenail :*:


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Infected ingrowing toenail :*:


:puker: :*:


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When you get something jammed under the tip of your finger nail. Then you chop garlic and chillis...

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Mel V wrote:
Infected ingrowing toenail :*:


:puker: :*:





:*: Trust me hurts like a fecker :*:


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Having a disc problem in my lower back was undoubtedly the worsed pain for me. Toothache comes second.

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Having your testicles removed with rusty blunt knife.........or having a crap when you've been on strong painkillers for a slipped disc for 2 weeks that constipate you.........think shitting a housebrick with metal edges!

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Dave wrote:
Having your testicles removed with rusty blunt knife.........!


Oh.. you poor man! :*:


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Having your testicles removed with rusty blunt knife.........or having a crap when you've been on strong painkillers for a slipped disc for 2 weeks that constipate you.........think shitting a housebrick with metal edges!


Do you offer this kind of information via a premium rate phone line service? :geek:


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Having your testicles removed with rusty blunt knife.........or having a crap when you've been on strong painkillers for a slipped disc for 2 weeks that constipate you.........think shitting a housebrick with metal edges!





I can second that it's like giving birth out yo ass!! After you feel like you have been butt raped :*:


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:shock: you been on the gas and air already Mel??? :D


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I can second that it's like giving birth out yo ass!! After you feel like you have been butt raped :*:


Which one of these atrocities have you experienced?

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