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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:37 pm 
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Mumps was pretty bad, breaking my little toe (running and kicking a walking machine - really) almost had me fainting, and of course, being hit in between the legs with anything!


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originl wrote:
breaking my little toe (running and kicking a walking machine - really)


Better than walking and kicking a running machine.

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and of course, being hit in between the legs with anything


I gather you're not female then!! :*:

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I once had a boss who compared childbirth to "having a stiff shit" :*: I also heard a tale of someone severing that wee thread between foreskin and knob end (sorry don't have the technical terms with a razor blade and I'm in pain just thinking about it). Worst pain I remember was appendicitis though I think the pain when I tore ankle ligaments in both feet may have been worse but I was so palatic that I evenmanaged to walk afterwards, though the next morning and for some weeks afterwards I could only crawl.


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exapno mapcase wrote:
I once had a boss who compared childbirth to "having a stiff shit" :*: I also heard a tale of someone severing that wee thread between foreskin and knob end (sorry don't have the technical terms with a razor blade and I'm in pain just thinking about it). Worst pain I remember was appendicitis though I think the pain when I tore ankle ligaments in both feet may have been worse but I was so palatic that I evenmanaged to walk afterwards, though the next morning and for some weeks afterwards I could only crawl.


dunno why anyone would be going near the bell end area with a razor blade!

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I also heard a tale of someone severing that wee thread between foreskin and knob end (sorry don't have the technical terms with a razor blade and I'm in pain just thinking about it).


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