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Have you ever shat yourself thread
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Author:  netheredge [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:32 pm ]
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Not since I was about 10. I truly disgusting experience, slimy buttocks and a log in my pants all the way home. Having to announce to my parents I had indeed shit my pants and I didn't know what to do with the soiled garments.
Author:  Mel V [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:26 pm ]
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netheredge wrote:
Not since I was about 10. I truly disgusting experience, slimy buttocks and a log in my pants all the way home. Having to announce to my parents I had indeed shit my pants and I didn't know what to do with the soiled garments.






You could have eaten it? :*: :*: :*: :*: :*:
Author:  maggie [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:31 pm ]
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:puker: Groooooo :*:
Author:  Richard Hawley [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:58 pm ]
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Author:  mylifesexample [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:39 pm ]
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my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.
Author:  Ignatz Wrobel [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:53 pm ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.


Make the best of it and start your own little enterprise!

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Author:  NickD [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:03 pm ]
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mylifesexample wrote:
my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.


That conjures up truly horrific images. Deeply disturbing. Milking a Pitbull's arse.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Video it next time, people like Dave would pay handsomely to watch that.
Author:  Richard Hawley [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:45 pm ]
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jesus fucking christ this thread is doing my head in :pale:
Author:  Mel V [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:53 pm ]
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It's funny :*: I could tell you some right stories of when I worked for Boots :shock:
Author:  NickD [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:53 pm ]
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Richard Hawley wrote:
jesus fucking christ this thread is doing my head in :pale:


It has certainly plumbed new depths.
Author:  Richard Hawley [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:55 pm ]
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indeed i didn't think it could sink much lower but you have excelled yourselves here beyond horrific and grim
Author:  NickD [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:02 pm ]
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Your fault, for including the word "gutter" in an album title. Like a red rag to a bull. Remember Beatles fans doing their heads in looking for the hidden meaning in Glass Onion and I Am The Walrus? You've got everybody scrabbling to locate the gutter. ..>
Author:  SarahaWilson [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:03 pm ]
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And playing places called "Devil's Arse"
Author:  Mel V [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:11 pm ]
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I'm a bit worried now, what sort of sense of humour does Richard have? I've been told I'm sarcy and v v v v funny and don't want to say the wrong thing and get booted off here :*:
Author:  Dawoodcock [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:18 pm ]
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Mel, say what you like, I doubt anything you put on here can be any more vile than anything Dave or Nick write.




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