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Way too much info Maggie :*:
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exapno mapcase wrote:
Way too much info Maggie :*:


It is called.....The have you ever shat yourself thread! Not enough information if you ask me!! :wink:

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Does a nappy count?
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Can't say I've done it myself, but this whole thread does remind me of the cross dressing phantom train shitter thread from a while back. One of my favourites, that one. :*:
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maggie wrote:
I've never done it, quite the opposite - i can't even go in anybody else's toilet but my own.

It's brilliant when I've been on holiday for a couple of weeks, I get home and i'm impacted with shite.




I'm the same :*: I can't understand how people can do it anywhere!! I'm always the one at work who needs a wee and goes in and someones just had a shit ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To digress using the Train shitter reference, i once saw some Train toilet doors slide open to reveal a horrified young girl sitting on the throne seeing several people look on in disbelief she made an astonishing noise in surprise, one which i will never forget. Needless to say i laughed till i cried as did the rest of the passengers & the poor girl stayed in the now locked toilet until the next station.

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Have you noticed that whenever you need to go at someone else's house, it always takes longer than you thought, and turns out to be one of those that uses up half a bog roll :?

And I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that my boss once got caught short in a carpark at night, and wiped his arse on a croissant :*:

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Cheers for that image Lofty... :puker: I'll be having bacon and eggs for tomorrows breakfast now after all.
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...I won't tell the story about the bacon rashers then..... :shock: :wink:

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yes, every week nearly, when the boss tells me about all the weeks deadlines... :*:
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loftyeric2 wrote:
and wiped his arse on a croissant :*:


and that is how pan au chocolat was invented...
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loftyeric2 wrote:
and wiped his arse on a croissant :*:


and that is how pan au chocolat was invented...


ewwwww :shock: :shock: won't be able to eat them again!!
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Not that one, anyway :shock:

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Bit like a pork scratchin' only different - pick the hairs off first tho'...
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