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Not since I was about 10. I truly disgusting experience, slimy buttocks and a log in my pants all the way home. Having to announce to my parents I had indeed shit my pants and I didn't know what to do with the soiled garments.

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Not since I was about 10. I truly disgusting experience, slimy buttocks and a log in my pants all the way home. Having to announce to my parents I had indeed shit my pants and I didn't know what to do with the soiled garments.






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my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.

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my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.


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my dog has anal gland issues, I have to express them every few weeks or his "ass juice" squirts out when he barks, and it is foul, foul smelling stuff.


That conjures up truly horrific images. Deeply disturbing. Milking a Pitbull's arse.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Video it next time, people like Dave would pay handsomely to watch that.

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jesus fucking christ this thread is doing my head in :pale:

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It's funny :*: I could tell you some right stories of when I worked for Boots :shock:


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jesus fucking christ this thread is doing my head in :pale:


It has certainly plumbed new depths.

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indeed i didn't think it could sink much lower but you have excelled yourselves here beyond horrific and grim

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Your fault, for including the word "gutter" in an album title. Like a red rag to a bull. Remember Beatles fans doing their heads in looking for the hidden meaning in Glass Onion and I Am The Walrus? You've got everybody scrabbling to locate the gutter. ..>

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I'm a bit worried now, what sort of sense of humour does Richard have? I've been told I'm sarcy and v v v v funny and don't want to say the wrong thing and get booted off here :*:


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Mel, say what you like, I doubt anything you put on here can be any more vile than anything Dave or Nick write.




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