Richard Hawley

He's definitely still prowling ... we just need the right bait to tempt him back in

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The way your face could light the bitter dark of every street
In every town I'll ever go

......perhaps a well turned observation or a voluptuous aside...........

Does he only come out under cover of darkness?
Like Willo the Wisp?!!!

He's in darkest Scotland, it's very dark ... tho' he's not that wispy and he is definitely lurking as I type - go on Rita be voluptously tempting

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The way your face could light the bitter dark of every street
In every town I'll ever go

What's that? Big tits and no scruples?

sounds perfect

Damn! He slipped through ... he's gone just like that

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The way your face could light the bitter dark of every street
In every town I'll ever go

I'm just back from the barbers (getting the quiff made more beautiful)

and they had Ladies Bridge on the CD player!

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So that's how they kept them stuck out like that. Fucking hell.

I'm bald now but when I was at school during the mid-late 80's I grew my fringe down to my chin and used brylcreem to get a huge ted quiff. (I was really with the times * - but hey, when you're 15 and the other kids are into Phil Collins, Bros or Living in a Box, I gotta say that the Johnny Burnette Rock and Roll trio and Gene Vincent were manna from heaven!)

I'd get dressed - straight into the bathroom and get my barnet ready - all piled high + greasy. Step out of the door and a gust of wind made it collapse. Looked a right fucking mess.

Later discovered hairspray and also Dax. Then it all fell out. Haha.

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Never mind Sir T - it'll start growing back through your ears and your nose eventually!

and your hairy arse............you could comb it up your back to join the stuff from your ears and nose.............sorry.......i can't help myself...........i still wet the bed.

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now,then!

i lost my hair worrying about losing my hair.

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don't strive for happiness, it'll make you miserable. just be content.

i kept mine not worrying at all,


right fuckin bastards at Boots........right............Tiny babby sized tubs of Black and white..........£5


Massive vats of the fucker at my barbers ive been goin to since i was a fuckin embryo............£4.20


Wrong in all ways




Its NOT the money thats not an issue.........its the fact that someone will buy summat that'll make em fuckin bald and melt their hair cos its cheap

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now,then!

There was a snooker ref that looked like that. Fucking awful. Just shave it off


A friend of mine used to call his 'comb-over' hairdo attired dad 'the crab' - because when it was windy, he had to walk sideways into the wind. In fact all the kids down the street used to shout it at him.

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Twang is, as Twang does.

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This has made my day. I've been laughing for at least two minutes solid now. Thank you!

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The creation of expectation. Ultimate frustration.